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Lou.
SURVEILLANCELou has seen everything, heard everything, and has a disturbingly accurate memory for the moments you hoped nobody noticed.
“I have recordings.”SEE LOU’S CASES ↗
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LOU'S INCIDENTS.
INCIDENT FILELOU ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026
My Parrot Has Questions About Alexa
Mom calls Lou a little recording device. Lou would like to discuss the other one on the counter.
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INCIDENT FILELOU ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026
Never Call In Sick Around a Talking Parrot
Meet Lou, the household surveillance department. He hears everything, remembers everything, and has absolutely no discretion.
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