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LOU ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026

My Parrot Has Questions About Alexa

Mom calls Lou a little recording device. Lou would like to discuss the other one on the counter.

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LOU ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026

Never Call In Sick Around a Talking Parrot

Meet Lou, the household surveillance department. He hears everything, remembers everything, and has absolutely no discretion.

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