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Before we hear your pet's side of the story, would you like to confess?

DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN AFFAIRS · FORM 001

What would your pet report you for?

Stories, everyday disasters and completely unreasonable human behavior. The department wants to know.

20–1,800 characters. Keep it playful, not cruel.
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