TERMS & GUIDELINES.

Terms of Use & Community Guidelines

Welcome to the supervision department

Humans Need Supervision is a comedy entertainment website featuring Hank, Mabel, and Lou. The recurring animal characters and their scenes are AI-generated fiction. Community incidents may be submitted as jokes, personal anecdotes, or exaggerated stories. A funny allegation or audience vote is not verification that real wrongdoing occurred.

By using the site, you agree to follow these rules. If you do not agree, please do not register or submit content.

Who may participate

The website is not directed to children under 13. You must be legally able to agree to these Terms to create an account or submit content, and provide accurate account information. You are responsible for keeping your credentials private and for activity conducted through your account.

What you can submit

Share a funny story from a pet’s point of view. Post only material you own or have permission to use. Obtain permission from identifiable people before sharing their likeness, and do not post private or sensitive information about others. You are responsible for obtaining appropriate permissions for photos and linked video material.

Do not post harassment, threats, discriminatory attacks, identifying personal information without consent, explicit sexual content, animal cruelty, graphic violence, dangerous stunt instructions, spam, impersonation, copyright-infringing material, or unlawful content. We may remove content that undermines the spirit or safety of the community.

Publishing and moderation

Guest reports and some member submissions require approval. Eligible members’ normal text submissions and comments may appear immediately. Staff can review, edit, refuse, remove, or unpublish content, and may restrict, suspend, or disable posting for accounts that break the rules. Automated screening is imperfect, and approval does not imply endorsement or verification.

Audience verdicts are comedy polls for entertainment, not legal, medical, safety, or factual determinations. Do not manipulate votes or engage in abuse or automated posting.

Your content and permission to feature it

You keep ownership of material you create, subject to any third-party rights. When you submit content, you grant the website a nonexclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to host, reproduce, display, edit for clarity or safety, distribute and promote that material in connection with Humans Need Supervision, including adapting its premise into fictional comedy episodes. You affirm that you have the rights and permissions necessary to grant this license.

We do not promise publication, attribution, compensation, or adaptation into a Short. You can withdraw your account-linked reports through your profile and may contact the site to request removal of other contributions. Removal requests may not affect previously shared third-party copies or lawful archival records.

Fictional characters and third parties

Hank, Mabel, and Lou are fictional AI-generated characters. Video embeds and outbound links may lead to YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, or other independent services; those services have their own rules and privacy practices. The website does not provide professional advice and does not intentionally make factual accusations about identifiable people.

Account access and enforcement

You may not bypass account restrictions or try to access staff-only functionality. We may suspend access or remove content to protect people, enforce these Terms, or operate the site. If you spot problematic content, use the report controls or the Contact page.

Availability and changes

We aim to operate the site responsibly but cannot guarantee uninterrupted availability or that every submission will remain available. The site may change its features and these Terms. When we publish updated Terms, a new version and effective date will appear here. Continued use after an updated version becomes effective may indicate acceptance where permitted by law.

Contact

For moderation concerns, copyright claims, privacy requests, or questions about these Terms, use the Contact page.