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LOU ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026

My Parrot Has Questions About Alexa

Mom calls Lou a little recording device. Lou would like to discuss the other one on the counter.

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HANK ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026

My Dog Thinks I Need Training

Hank has returned the ball. Again. He has concerns about his human’s progress. 🐶🎾

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MABEL ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026

I Bought My Cat a $40 Bed. She Had Other Plans.

Meet Mabel, the self-appointed household manager. Her human's latest purchase is under review.

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LOU ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026

Never Call In Sick Around a Talking Parrot

Meet Lou, the household surveillance department. He hears everything, remembers everything, and has absolutely no discretion.

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HANK ON THE CASE · November 8, 2026

My Dog Is Judging My Fitness Journey

Hank has concerns about his human’s latest attempt to get in shape. 🐶

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